Periods? What's that? (Levi x Fem!Reader)

Warning: Will contain swearing (Levi, enough said)

Alright, where is that brat (Last Name)? I haven't seen her in two days. As a squad leader, she should be doing her job, training her squad and doing the damn paperwork, Commander Eyebrows assigns us. But no, that fucking brat hasn't shown her face in two days and her fucking paperwork and her entire squad has been given to me! When I find her, I'm going to kill her!

The first place I went to look for her, was her bedroom. If she was sick, then she would be there. As I was outside her bedroom door, I could hear noices. I heard moaning and somebody grunt. What the fuck are you doing brat? I honestly thought that she was with another man in there and me, wanting to 'save' her from that pig, I started banging on the door. Nobody came to open the door and the moaning continued. I was pissed off, so I kicked the door open. That seemed to stop the moaning for a bit and then Hanji came into view. What is Shitty Glasses doing here? Don't tell me (Name) is into women!

''Oi Shorty! You came just in time! Can you please stay here with (Name), while I go pee? She hasn't allowed me leave her side the whole night and I really have to go!'', she said and started doing some weird moves, probably trying not to pee herself.

''Wait! What is going-?'', I was ready to ask her, but she ignored me.

''Thanks Shorty! Beware though, she is a handful!'', she screamed as she slammed the door shut.

''You fucking brat!... Now let's go check on the other brat...'', I said to myself and walked towards (Name)'s bed. What I saw, wasn't what I was expecting. I honestly thought that I would see some wild beast, from what Shitty Glasses said. But what I saw, was (Name) curled up in her bed, hugging her stomach tightly. She looked like she was in much pain. So that's why she didn't come to practice with her squad?

''.. Who was at the door Hanji?'', she whispered, pain evident in her voice.

''I'm not Shitty Glasses. She left to go to the bathroom.'', I said.

''Why did that idiot leave my side? Who is going to stay with me now?'', she complained, as if I weren't in front of her. I wonder if I prove to her that I can take care of her, will she see me in a more romantic way?

To tell the truth, I had some feelings towards the (blonde, brunette etc). I know I shouldn't feel anything towards anybody, since we live in a world that I could lose her as easy as that. But that didn't prevent me from developing feelings for her. She had both a serious side, that made her a great leader when on expeditions, and a more gentle and funny side that she showed towards her friends. I was lucky that I was in that list, or else I wouldn't be able to see that beautiful side of hers.

''You know that I'm still here, right brat?'', I asked. Dammit, why do I continue calling her a brat? That way I don't show her that I feel something for her. It shows that I think of her as any other cadet! But I can't help it! It just slips my tongue!

''Yeah... but you are a man! You can't understand what I'm feeling.'', she complained.

''What does that have to do with you being in pain?'', I asked, curious. Is that some illness only women have?

''It has to do with me being a woman, because I'm on my period!'', she said, angrily. What did I do that made you so angry?

''Yeah, so what? What is that period, that causes so much pain?'', I asked, not knowing the big mistake that I had made.

''HAVE YOUR DICK BLEED ONCE A MONTH, FOR SEVEN DAYS AND THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME 'SO WHAT'!'', she yelled at me.

''Alright, alright stop yelling at me! Damn, you women sometimes...'', I started complaining, but was interrupted by her.

''Typical answer, coming from a pig like you...'',she said.

''What did you call me?'', I asked, pissed.

''I called you a pig, Shorty! What are you going to do about that? Start bitching?'', she asked, really playing with my nerves.

''I'll show you who is the pig!'', I said and jumped on her bed ready to attack her. However, I don't know where she got that strength from, but she was able to pin me down on her bed and stand above me, holding my hands above my head. Dammit, that's how some weird dream of mine started and I don't think she would like me to continue it. She didn't hold me in that position for long though, because she started clutching her stomach and fell on her bed, next to me.

''Oi, what's wrong?'', I asked concerned.

''... My.. stomach.. hurts!'', she whispered.

''Then tell me what to do! I can't let you be in pain like that!'', I yelled at her, actually panicking. I don't know how women feel on their 'period', but I don't think I want to know.

''Just bring me some blankets, to warm up my tummy!'', she commanded me. You are lucky I don't want you to kill me, because right now I think you are capable of killing me.

I brought her the blankets and she immediately went under them. I waited for a bit to see if that had actually worked. After ten minutes maybe, she seemed to relax and feel at ease.

''Thanks Shorty.'', she said and smile a bit at me. That's the smile I wanted to see. How can I make it a bigger one? I wonder, will she laugh at this?

''Hey, knock knock.'', I started the stupid joke and she looked at me curiously.

''What are you doing?... Whatever, who's there?'', she responded.

''It's Mr 'I'm going to punch you if you keep on calling me Shorty'.'', I said, expecting her to look at me weirdly, but no she started laughing. Was it really that good of a joke?

''Did you really laugh at that idiotic joke?'', I asked her.

''Normally I wouldn't have laughed, but when I am on my period, I will laugh at anything.'', she said and continued giggling. My face hardened. So she just laughed because she is on her period? 

''Oh don't look so sad! Hey knock knock!'', she started her own joke. What are you trying to do?

''This better not be another stupid joke. Who's there?''

''It's Mrs 'Stop being so sad and smile for me'!'', she said and I actually smiled, a bit, at her attempt to make me laugh.

''OH MY GOD! LEVI SMILED! SOMEBODY WRITE THAT DOWN!'', she screamed.

''Oi shut up brat! Who wouldn't smile at your stupid attempt?'', I said and she gave me an even bigger smile than before.

''Well at least I made you smile! That's something... Hey where is Hanji?'', she asked. She is right, where is Shitty Glasses? Did she leave me alone with her? Not that I'm complaining.

''I don't know... Why, do you want me to leave, you brat?'', I said and I think she understood that I was joking.

''Yes, I want Hanji back. She is much more beautiful to look at!'', she said, jokingly.

''Is that so? Then I should go bring her, I didn't want to stay with you either way.'', I said and headed towards the door, only to have (Name) grab my hand and put so much strength, that she actually make me fall on her bed. Alright where the fuck did she get that much strength? Why don't we go on expeditions when (Name) is on her period? I'm sure that even the titans would be afraid of her.

''NO, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME LEVI! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE HERE TO TAKE CARE OF ME!'', she screamed and continued clinging to my arm.

''That's what I thought.'', I said and she finally released my arm.

''Hey Levi, can you bring me something to eat? I haven't eaten all morning...'', she asked, using her puppy dog eyes. Do you know what that does to me, you brat?

''You are lucky you are on your 'period'. What do you want?'', I asked her as I stood up from her bed.

''I know. I could get away with murder, when on my period. And I want something sweet.'', she said.

''Where do I find something sweet in here, genius?''

''I don't know. Ask Sasha, she probably has some hidden. Don't scold her, though! Just tell her that it's for me and then she will give them to you willingly. She owns me.'', she said. How do you know so much?... Honestly I don't want to know.

I left to look for the cadet. When I finally found her, let's just say that she was scared shittless of me knowing her little secret. So she gave me the candy that she had hidden and left in a rush, begging me not to tell the Commander. I didn't even threaten her... Oh well, my job is done. I thought and returned to (Name)'s room. When I got there, I could hear two female voices talking. I recognised them as (Name)'s and Petra's voice. Wonder what she wants.

''You are so lucky for having Corporal taking care of you, Squad Leader (Name)!'', Petra

''Please stop with the titles. You are not from the newcomer cadets. And honestly, I wish I had a woman taking care of me in this kind of situations.'', (Name). Am I really that bad?

''Yeah, but still you are very lucky (Name)! I wish that happened to me too.'', Petra

''Look, Levi is taking care of me, and I really appreciate it, but I'm sure you wouldn't want to be in the same place as me. I can see why you would though, since you have a crush on him. Am I right?'', (Name). At least I don't cause you more pain than you already have.

''...! Well yeah... but I don't think he likes me that way... What should I do?'', Petra. Petra... likes me?

''The only thing I can tell you, is go for it. Go and tell him what you feel. And if he doesn't like you in that way, then don't be sad. There will be others that will love you ten times more than Levi would.'', (Name). Are you saying that from experience?

''Alright! I'll go tell him! Thanks (Name) for your advice!'', Petra said and headed for the door. I quickly left from the door and made myself look like I had just arrived at (Name)'s door. When she opened the door, she bumped into my chest and almost made the candy fall of my hand.

''I'm sorry-! Corporal, I'm so sorry for that!.. Ehh, I wanted to talk to you...'', she said, her face matching her red hair. I can't do that right now Petra, I'm sorry.

''It's fine Petra, but I have to take care of the cow inside the bedroom. So we'll talk later.'', I said and entered the room closing the door behind me. I'm sorry Petra, but I like (Name).

''I heard that pipsqueak. And why were you so mean to Petra?'', (Name) said, as I entered her bedroom.

''I wasn't mean to her, I just told her the truth. I had to come and feed you. Like the child that you are.'', I said.

''You piece of shit! Can't you see that she feels something for you?'', she said angrily. How can you be one minute playful and the other a total bitch?

''Even if she does, I don't feel the same for her... I have someone else.'', I whispered the last part, but she heard me with her 'super-hearing'. What the hell is going on with women in their period?

''Who? Your cleaning supplies?'', she asked jokingly.

''Oh shut up and eat your candy!'', I told her and gave her the candy.

''YAY CANDY!'', she screamed.

''You behave like a child...'', I whispered, but this time she didn't hear me. We stayed in silence for about five minutes, when (Name) started moaning and clutching her stomach again.

''Oi what's wrong?'', I asked, again panicking.

''My... stomach.. OWWWWWWWW!... Find Hanji and tell her to give me my pills!'', she said and continued screaming in agony. I didn't stay a minute longer to respond and started running all around the castle, looking for Shitty Glasses. Why did she leave me with (Name)? She is a woman herself and can understand her better and she has the fucking pills with her!

I finally found her and demanded that she give me the pills. She told me that these could both ease her pain and make her feel sleepy. I didn't pay much attention to her, though, and left running to her room, not hearing her saying how much I loved her, that I would do so much for her.

When I got there, I found her still clutching her stomach and rolling around her bed. Do you really hurt so much?

''Here, take the pills and stop moving like you are possessed.'', I told her and gave her the bottle with the pills. She took three of them and quickly swallowed them. I looked at her with a shocked look and she noticed it too.

''What are you looking at?'', she asked.

''How could you take so many pills at once?'', I asked her.

''Oh, that! Don't worry, it says up to three a day.'', she told me.

''I see...'', I said and sat next to her on her bed.

''Hey Levi?'', she asked and I hummed, showing her that I was listening.

''Thank you for being here for me, when everybody else would have left, the moment they heard that I was on my period. Though, you didn't know what a period was, I really appreciate it!'', she said, grateful.

''You are welcome, brat.'', I said.

''... Hey, I feel sleepy.. I guess that's the side effect of the pills... Levi will you please sleep with me?... I want somebody to cuddle with me.'', she pleaded with me. How can I deny such a great offer?

''Alright... But that's the first and last time... Sleep well (Name).'', I told her, but she was already asleep. I took my boots and my jacket off and laid down beside her. Just before I fell asleep, I gave her a kiss on the forehead. You know, I'll probably tell her how I feel... after she is done with her period. Until then, I think Hanji should take care of her.