I AM 18% GIRLY

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So I saw this in :iconjhasthedeathnote:'s journal *like the stalker that I am* and wanted to see if my parents were right about wanting a boy.

[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish (What can I say, I like painting my nails in the summer)
[ ] You own a designer purse (Too expensive for me xD)
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60 (I'd rather buy food with it)
[ ] You had/have fake nails 
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use (I don't even use them!) 
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything (I HATE small animals! They are so annoying!) 
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper Saitama (OK Alt) [V1] 
[x] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets (What? I have pink walls since I was 8 and I am too lazy to change them!) 

Total so far: 2

Do you:

[x] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework (Yeah, I mean I spent an hour at the mall and half an hour with homework!)
[] Have/had a hair color that is not natural 
[x] Have "blonde moments" (Can't really escape them xD Though not all the time!) 
[] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it 
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home. KFC Chicken Epic Dance (Always! I dance in front of people too!)
[] Have a name for your car (If only I had a car T^T) 
[] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week (I couldn't give a sh*t)
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup :bademoticon: 
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess" 

Total so far: 5

Do you love:

[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter:bademoticon: 
[ ] The color Pink
[x] Jewelry 
[x] Mirrors (I love imagining that I am not as ugly as I really am)
[ ] Chick flicks (Helll nawwww!)
[ ] Shoes (I mean, I do need them, but not LOOOOOVVEEE them...)
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns 
[ ] Disney Movies 
[ ] Flowers 
[ ] Stuffed Animals 
[ ] Purses

Total So Far: 7

Do you shop at:

[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21   
[ ] Victoria's Secret :bademoticon: (Who has money for that?! I know I don't!)
[ ] Guess 
[ ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle 
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
These shops don't even exist where I live xD

Total So Far: 7


Do you say:

[ ] Whatever  
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness 
[ ] Hun
[ ] Fugly 
[ ] That's hot 
[ ] Dunzo 
[ ] Darling
[x] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
me: More like hot booty, because that's what I look at first xD
[ ] Skank(y)
Skank(y)? Who are you?! Queen Elizabeth?!
[ ] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[x] Fabulous 
ehem, you have to say it correctly. it's not "fabulous" it's  FABULOOOOOOOUUUUSS:bademoticon: 

Total So Far: 9

Do you read:

[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue  
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
I didn't know half of these xD

Total So Far: 9

Do you love these:

[ ] Legally Blonde 
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean GirlsCaptain Jack Sparrow, scream 
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook Ewwnothx Ewwnothx 
[ ] A Walk to Remember 
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 DaysSherlock - Rolling Eyes (More like 'How to even get a guy to notice you')
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You
Haven't heard half of these movies and the ones I have, I never want to see them! Bring me some motherf*cking Harry Potter, Suicide Squad, Pirates of the Carribean type of movies and we are going to have a good time!
 

Total So Far: 9

Do you really enjoy:

[ ] America's Next Top Model 
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives 
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy  
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls 
[ ] Degrassi
Again, never seen any of them!
Total: 9

Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then repost this as "I am __% Girly." With the number you got as the percent of course.

I KNEW IT! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN A BOY! I TOLD MY PARENTS THAT THEY DIDN'T NEED A BOY, THEY HAVE ME! HERE IS PROOF! XD

I challenge whoever wants to do this, to do it!  just DO IT!!! just DO IT!!!  xD
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tokiyakatsura's avatar
Im worse. 6% girly. And one thing i bet most girls dont do except me:
Open the fridge door to search for unexistent food every five minutes. (The fridge only had veggies. I prefer meat. And candy.)